K4-713 @K4_713@nonsense.direct

#introduction
Hi! I'm K4-713. I make computers do things for money, so I can afford to buy stuff like snacks, houseplants, a warm room to take naps in, and video games.

I care a lot about a lot of nonsense, and I try pretty hard not to be a jerk most of the time.

Ranking fairly high among the things I enjoy, is "being vaguely mysterious on the internet".
/me waves

Geeze, Go West by the Pet Shop Boys isn't even _trying_ to not be Pachelbel's Canon.

Today, the distance between functionally asleep and unwisely overcaffeinated was all like ||

I honestly can't wait to lose at least six months of my life sticking everything in this whole game to everything else in this whole game, and seeing what happens when you throw it at a korok.

Oh man, I finally watched today's new TotK gameplay video and I am Freaking. Out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6qna-ZCbxA

Elon continuing to be a dingleberry in public is great and all, but I have a couple questions: At what point do journalists stop trying to package a single embedded tweet bookended with some very light context as an entire news story, and can it already have happened?
I mean, come on.

EoD: Geeze, I haven't coded like that in a while. I think I can see time rn.

I have a more or less regular walk that I do at lunchtime, which contains one house that is... odd.

Nobody is ever there, no cars in the driveway, never any signs of activity. Nothing _looks_ particularly amiss. However, there is this regular but somewhat variable clicking/popping noise that I at first took as insectoid in origin, until I noticed that it _never stops_. Not even under 6 inches of snow.

Electrical problem? Severely overpowered sonic insect deterrent? New Dr. Who villain?

I'd just like to remind everybody today, that this exists.
https://youtu.be/PcRyjkYdDxM

Happily, our neighborhood peacocks are not aggressive. I would have been pwn'd several times already this year just walking around the neighborhood if they were so inclined.

It's that time of year again: I can hear peacocks from inside the house.
Portland, man. Even our "nuisance" animals are extra.

Did Google Drive just change the font on their file listing pages, or am I having a stroke?

Okay, help me out here. Why would any web developer, anywhere, make the extra effort to make sure that a ctrl-click switches to the new open tab?
>:[

I can't be the only one who doesn't actually want to bring their whole self to work, can I?
Honestly, that sounds basically terrible.

Happy Passive Jetlag Day to (most of) my US friendos.
Please don't hassle anybody at least until tomorrow.